Do you ever have this happen? Where humans just show up at your door and bring you food? Sometimes it’s pizza. Other times, it’s Chinese. ALL the time, it’s DEE-licious!
Well, anyways, one of these nice peoples came to our house the other night and I went to the door with mom to help make him feel welcome. (Mom doesn’t let Ranger go to the door because, well, he’s kinda rude and keeps yelling, “GET OFF MY PORCH!” It’s kinda embarrassing. Especially since they’re being nice enough to bring you food.)
So I walked real soft and slow-like onto the porch to say hi and thank you. Mom says to the guy, “Don’t worry. She’s sweet.” And then the guy says…ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?…”Yeah, and she’s probably TOO OLD to do anything anyway.”
Um, ‘scuse me???
Now, I’m only abouts 7 years old and mom and dad say I still act like a puppy. Sure, in the last year, I’ve gotten some sparkle on my snooter but I just think that makes me look elegant and sophisticated, don’t you?
Oh, well…I can take it. I’m just glad the guy didn’t say MOM was too old to do anything. Whoo boy!