The Trouble with Kittehs

So the other day, I came downstairs and THIS is what I saw!

That’s right! Smudge was using one of my Most Favorite toys as a PILLOW!

I was all, “SMUDGE!” And he was all, “What?”

I said, “That’s NOT a pillow! That’s a dog toy.”

He said, “Oh, Mayzie, I think you must be mistaken. It’s obviously a cat pillow because it’s sooooo comfy.”

And I said, “No, Smudge, I hates to tell you this but YOU are the one who’s mistaken. It’s a dog toy that you chew on and play tug with and throw up in the air and, well, it USED to have stuffing in it but I pulled all that out and…and…”

“ZZZZZzzzzzzzz…”

“And, uh, I guess you can use it as a pillow.”

Sigh. There’s just no arguing with kittehs.

Comments

  1. i do wonder why Smudge will wanna use your toy as a pillow when she’s lying on a perfectly comfortable one :D well.. kittehs are just funny.

    woofs n licks,
    Dommy

  2. Oh dear, you will have to wait til Smudge goes for a poop or something and grab it. Good luck.

    Loveys Sasha

  3. Give Smudge a BIG nudge…..right OFF your toy!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  4. MOL MOL MOL WTG Smudge!! Come in and take over you make me proud to be a kitteh!! Now Mayzie..if you want your toy back you need to eat something really stinky, then chew on the toy/pillow…I bet Smudge will run like the wind then.
    HUGS your BFFF
    Madi the Diva Kitteh
    PS my advice is free of charge

  5. whatremainsnow says:

    Mayzie, you are a smart doggie. There is no arguing with kittehs. Sigh.

  6. Hee hee! That Smudge is a character! Was that an Angry Bird toy?

    Bunny

  7. Sam says to watch out for the kitteh! Yikes!

    Sam

  8. Yea sometimes it’s just best to walk away and come back when they are in a deep sleep and pull it away.
    Blessings,
    Goose

  9. Frankie Furter and Ernie says:

    I have heard some of the horror stories about how Kitties can be. THIS is just the Proof in the Pudding. Cheeky little thingys.

  10. Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning says:

    Ahhh, how we love Smudge, such a cutie. And we see he likes to hang his head off the real pillow just like us. Maybe he has some pup in him, Mayzie. Are you sure when you turn your back, he isn’t really playing with your toy? Maybe you should try engaging him in some tug time.

    Woos – Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  11. fernerose says:

    You can say that again says Zoie!! Happy rules this house– she even took my crate and o well she can have it!! I feel your pain Mayzie!!!

  12. As George the Lad would say, “The cheek of it!”

    Wyatt and Stanzie

  13. dachshundnola says:

    Those evil kittehs!
    Nola

  14. harrispen says:

    Mayzie, I think you could probably get a hold of the left side and give your toy a tug to get it away from Mr. Smudge. I’m just sayin’.

    Cindy

  15. Oh no Mayzie, you let that Kitteh, Smudge get the best of that toy. It seems that the cat is ruling the house which is how it should be. Too funny. But Mayzie, you were such a good girl to let him fall asleep on the toy. You are such a good dog.

  16. OMD, he stole your TOY?! That’s just not right! I think you need to take it back right now.

  17. Gosh Miss Mayzie, I sure don’t know what you could do there! ‘Course, we don’t have any kittycats in our house, the only ones I’ve talked with were fural kittycats and they just smacked my nosey. At least Mr. Smudge doesn’t smack your nosey!
    Luvs,
    Jackie

  18. Thank goodness we don’t have those kitty’s here. The nerve
    Benny & Lily

  19. Smudge is sooooo cute! I think he can totally use a chew toy as a pillow if he wants!

  20. Kitties are such trouble

    Stop on by for a visit
    Kari
    http://www.dogisgodinreverse.com

  21. My kittie sibling does this all the time!

    Rooooo!
    Douglas

  22. Well I’m be hot-dogged! You is way more full of the niceness then I am. I would be all, “YOU GIVE ME MY TOY RIGHT NOW, CAT!!” And then I would show it the might force of my stamping feet and gnashing of my vicious toofies!!

    Aaw heck. Who am Iz kidding. I’d run for cover as fast as my little legs could carry me! BOL (Don’t tells no one but, I am afraid of the kittehs. Sssssssh)

    Mayzie my friend, you is a better dog than me!!

    Your pal, Miss Fendi HoneyBuzz

  23. At least you tried to tell her, Mayzie! You’re so sweet for sharing :-)

    Love ya lots
    Mitch and Molly

  24. Hey Mayzie!
    It’s a smart pup who doesn’t disturb a kitty when it has claimed a toy no matter if it’s for play or sleep.
    We would of course share our toys with you sweet Mayzie.
    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

  25. haha, she looks so cute sleeping on it, it’s nice you gave in and shared with her!

  26. Yes we have to deal with Kitteh crazies too …….

  27. Hardy Har Har! Looks like Smudge is feelin right at home :)

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

  28. I never have understood the behavior of kittehs.

    your pal,
    Garth

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