The Most Suspicious Thing

So the other day, I was in the office helping mom with her work when SUDDENLY I saw something Most Suspicious!

All the furs on the back of my brindle neck stood up. I just stayed real still-like for awhile and kept looking up at mom and then back to the Most Suspicious thing. But mom just kept typing! What was I going to do?

mayzie concerned

Well, I decided maybe if I made it more skeered of ME than I was of IT, it would go away. So I decided to growl…you know, one of those warning growls that’s real deep and low? One of those growls that means bizness.

FINALLY, mom turned around. “Mayzie, what are you growling at?” she said. I just kept staring and growling at the Most Suspicious thing. Looking where I was looking, she…started laughing. LAUGHING!! Now, I ask you, is THIS something to laugh about?

stuffie arm

“Oh, Mayzie, it’s just the arm you chewed off of one of your stuffies!”

Um, yeah, mom, I knew THAT. But how did it get there? HOW!? Was it possessed by the ghosts of destuffed stuffies past? However it got there, it was NO laughing matter. But she just kept laughing. And then she stood up, grabbed the demon stuffie arm and threw it away. “See?” She said to me, “Nothing to worry about.”

Maybe. Maybe not. But I’m gonna keep a much closer eye on my stuffies from now on, I can tell you that!


  1. Yoo is rites to bee on guard wivs evil demon zombie stuffie parts about, yoo has to bee vigilants afta all Mayzie . Wee finks yoo dids good work dere

    Da K Krew

  2. You were right to be alarmed. Foolish human.


  3. Gail Pelican says:

    She needs to pay more attention! Who knows what awful thing might invade your water bowl next time!

  4. We know it is a hard job to keep Moms safe at work. She is lucky you warned her! It might have started using the ‘puter by itself or something!

    gus n teka

  5. looked pretty scary to me too, cept I thought it was the deboned leg of some monster thing come to rest in my bowl and I wondered where the REST of that monster thing was, cause that would be REALLY scary

  6. OMD, that’s pretty skeery! The ghosts of stuffies past are coming back and trying to invade your water dish. Maybe they’re trying to poison you! Stay sharp, Mayzie.

  7. Mayzie an arm in your bowl is a reason to growl. I would like to see our humans when they will found an arm on their plates :o)

  8. Frankie and Ernie says:

    Stuffie Pawts are becoming UN DEADED

    WE suppose there will be a MOVIE coming out SOON.

  9. You never know when disembodied stuffy arms will attack!

    Monty and Harlow

  10. Two French Bulldogs says:

    You always have to be cautious. And mom laughed! The nerve
    Lily & Edward

  11. I don’t know about “suspicious” but it sure IS SCARY!

  12. BOL!!!! OMD, Mayzie I’m on your side!!! I mean..WTF???! How did the arm gets in YOUR water??? Is it tryin’ to tell you something??? Is it tryin’ to drinks all your water and leave you all thirsty like your walkin’ through the Sahara??? Or, is it just tryin’ to scare the Brindle off of you??!
    Very suspicious Mayzie….don’t trust your stuffies! I thinks they might be tryin’ to take overs the WORLD!!! I’ll keep my eye on mine too……ya never know….
    Ruby ♥

  13. The OP Pack says:

    Hey, Mayzie, you tell Mom no laughing – a pup can never be too careful.

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  14. That’s one creepy stuffie arm!!! :)

  15. Ooh a mystery fur sure, you had every right to be “Most Suspicious” Mayzie!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae and Max

  16. OMD that arm was crazy evil, thanks dog your mummy acted quick before it started to move around on it’s own

  17. Grayshus, Miss Mayzie, that is suspishus! However did it get into your drinks bowl? Good thing your mom reskewed you from it!



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