Okay, I gots a question for you. Do you like tee vee? Not me! I just don’t understand what humans find so super duper fascinating abouts that little rectangle box. Usually, this is what I look like when the tee vee is on…
WELL, that all changed a coupla nights ago when mom and dad decided to watch THIS:
As soon as Cane Toads: The Conquest started and those little froggie-toads starting hopping around, I couldn’t take my eyes off of it. From what I could tell, it’s about these hoppers called Cane Toads who got brought against their will to work on sugar cane farms in Australia. But the toads were all, “NO! We won’t work on your stoopid farms, puny humans! We’d rather take over your country!!” And so they started making gobs of little baby soldier toads and now they pretty much own a humongous part of the whole continent!
Now, they might look all cute and cuddly but they’re NOT. Seems that if you’re a doggie and you put the bitey on ‘em, they will KILL YOU like some crazy amphibious ninja! But on the other paw, if you’re nice to them and just lick ‘em sweetly, they make you feel all kinds of good. Kinda like a kitty on catnip.
This movie is about 87 minutes long but I watched the WHOLE thing and then when it was over, I kept asking mom to please play it again. But she said that it was bedtime and maybe this weekend. I sure hope so cuz there’s never been a better movie EVER and I believe that it’ll probably win a Pawcademy Award!
Anyway, here’s my movie review. As you can see, I was ribbeted! (Get it? Ribbeted? Haha!)
If you can’t see the review, click here.
And PeeS. Sorry that the lighting’s not very good in my review. My mom will NOT win any Pawcademy Awards for Cinnamon Togs Gruffy, that’s for sure!